Personal Information

Birthay: August 10 (Exact year a matter of dispute.)

Early Career: While pursuing his career as a performance poet, Terry worked as a telemarketer as well as a freelance assassin for several governmental agencies. Later he acted in local productions and did ADR voice dubbing for such famous performers as James Earl Jones, Jeremy Irons, and Lawrence Fishburn.

Education: Terry majored in "Hydrotherapy, Psychotherapy, Occupational Therapy, Pingpong and Amnesia" at the Rockland Poetics Institute, then enrolled in the Shakesperian Studies Program at the Provo, Utah College of Existential Janitorial Services.

Family: One of 5422 siblings, no children, recently divorced, though hollywood rumors have linked him romantically with Kate Beckinsale, Adriana Lima, Louise Fletcher, and "Lambchop" (the later Terry categorically dismisses as "!$)@#& libelous slander! I do NOT *&%#@! sheep!")

Of Note: Terry is, in his soul, a spoken-word performance artist and worries about being typecast as a "psychoctic serial killer" in horror flicks. He laments that more people saw him as the title role in "Naked Came the Slasher" than all of his shows at Mort's Cheeseburger Parlor combined.

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Personal Appearance Schedule

2/8/2012, 8:00 PM:Murray's 3D House of Pancakes
2/10/2012, 4:00 AM:Dirty Lyle and Squinty's Sorority and Grille
2/14/2012, 6:00 PM:Kung Food: Chineese Take Out and Karaoke Parlor -- (Two shows free with buffet purchase)
2/18/2012, 7:30 PM:Madame Blavotsky's Bondage Parlor (all ages show)
2/22/2012, 12:00 AM:Donnie Goldfarb's Bahmitzvah
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